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Its not about the money, its the gesture...

She is right to say that it is mostly a secular holiday, but every store, mall and public area has Christmas stuff all around the country Read more

“might be prisoners of conscious” Read more

The idea that someone else decides what you get to see through a search result? Yes, that’s bad.

Sorry, I only take drinking advice from this guy.

I think a kitchen scale would go a long way for you. They’re very reasonable and you can weigh weed out for drug dealing as well!

Irish Budweiser

Does she have a sister that could perhaps ignore me not having any excellent qualities while also overlooking the fact that I’m not sexy?

Dictation? So largely useless then. Because once it gets the dictation wrong (which it will) you’ll then have to open the phone to type, all of which will take longer than just having typed the damned reply in the first place. Read more

What a commitment to your joke, I am impressed !
I like you.

This is Jalop-worthy economics.

Better than what I get at the ATM - ‘You’re fuckin’ kidding, pal!’

If true, they are really bad at it. I would assume that the point of laundering money is to get most of it back, but at the rate Uber is burning cash, I think they mistook the stove for the washer.

This is an attribute I keep forgetting to leverage. Maybe I’ll start carrying a jar of pickles around with me and opening it in front of women.  It’s worth a try.

Wait, from “inside the lid?” Read more

I think it’s precisely engineered so that pushing down on the button distorts the metal of the lid just enough to create a passage that air can pass through.

My wonder is how long it holds a vacuum for.

“Brain injury". Child abusers don't have much hope in the prison population. 

The “gig economy” is a scam.  Do not participate in it.

Brittany Howard on the cover of Relix is more my speed:

That sounds like a lot of baloney!