FuckerCarlson
fuckercarlson
11/18/19
10:24 AM
8

Its not about the money, its the gesture...

11/15/19
2:54 PM
7

The idea that someone else decides what you get to see through a search result? Yes, that’s bad.

11/14/19
1:36 PM
5

I think a kitchen scale would go a long way for you. They’re very reasonable and you can weigh weed out for drug dealing as well!

11/14/19
9:26 AM
6

Does she have a sister that could perhaps ignore me not having any excellent qualities while also overlooking the fact that I’m not sexy?

11/14/19
8:58 AM
4

Dictation? So largely useless then. Because once it gets the dictation wrong (which it will) you’ll then have to open the phone to type, all of which will take longer than just having typed the damned reply in the first place. Read more

11/14/19
8:58 AM
3

What a commitment to your joke, I am impressed !
I like you.

11/13/19
9:12 PM
6

Better than what I get at the ATM - ‘You’re fuckin’ kidding, pal!’

11/13/19
2:49 PM
34

If true, they are really bad at it. I would assume that the point of laundering money is to get most of it back, but at the rate Uber is burning cash, I think they mistook the stove for the washer.

11/13/19
12:07 PM
5

This is an attribute I keep forgetting to leverage. Maybe I’ll start carrying a jar of pickles around with me and opening it in front of women.  It’s worth a try.

11/13/19
11:54 AM
4

I think it’s precisely engineered so that pushing down on the button distorts the metal of the lid just enough to create a passage that air can pass through.

My wonder is how long it holds a vacuum for.

11/13/19
11:38 AM
41

“Brain injury". Child abusers don't have much hope in the prison population.