“A simple hat ban made by a bunch of white dudes 200 years ago is effectively preventing Omar from doing her job while exercising her faith.”

Even in my blackest moments I haven’t ever genuinely wished that Republican voters were stopped from voting.

From his mom?

Wrong Texas.  That is when we re-enter the civil war phase of American history.

I’m guilty of overdosing my laundry with soap.  That’s the number one reason I switched to pods.  Number two is the delightful sensation of them bursting between my teeth.

she’s making almost 175K a year after 3 months?  Yeah, she’ll be alright. 

So My brother sends me “RGB!!! broke her ribs” I was not surprised considering he’s always injured and can’t stay on the football field. Then I realized I read the message to fast...  

You’ve confused “best” and “worst” with “most expensive” and “least expensive”. Your charts show price, not value. I think Tom McParland did an article about the relative merits of some CPO programs not too long ago.

For those about to rock, we salute you!

These questions and more should be asked of Morgan Kendall—the white woman in question. Kendall is a 3rd-year law student at North Carolina Central University, one of our nation’s HBCUs. WRAL reports that her fellow students are asking that she be expelled from the school after some questionable and racist comments…

Dude, everyone can see your comment history. Derrick Rose doesn’t give a shit that you’re out here fighting the Internet for him. Find something more productive to do.

You’d think Johnson would’ve learned to live with his aides by now.

His sister must be more forgiving than I am, because if my own family said that to me and about me, I don’t see how we could ever come back from that. 

“my kitchen sink contains a soiled cutting board that has been languishing in there for at least 48 hours; I’ve walked past it countless times; the idea of cleaning it fills me with a vague horror” See, you’ve made the classic blunder of putting it in the sink instead of by the sink. Being in the sink makes dirty…

If this asshole is so concerned about jobs, why is he he trying to get in the way of my Soros protest work?

It’s Always Sunny at 1600.

“But they haven’t even won an Academy Award, tho.”

Hillary Clinton moved to New York for the first time in November 1999. By November 2000, she had been elected Senator in a state she’d lived in for a grand total of less than one year. Other candidates with far more experience both in public office and in the state, who had already announced their intention to run for…

I feel bad for the mother but...