Dammit. I had my "bailed out by Evgeni Malkin again?" joke loaded and ready to go.

Flippin' birds, throwin' ducks.

That's the best throw he's had all night.

you should let Lew Toller know about this opportunity

Don't sleep on the annoyed shove Berman gives him at the end, either.

If you can't stand Hannity, how do you know he does this before every break?

He's not throwing a real football.

NCAA to Players: It's not fair that the sports that make the most money should follow a different set of rules from all of the other athletes.

If only the Angels put in some sort Pujols roid clause in that awful contract.

Kevin Costner once tried the same thing with his Tin Cup character. He ended up hitting the ball all over the stadium until he pulled out his seven iron.

Ya, he's gone for all intents and purposes. I hope the Pirates pick him up.

That picture is riveting.

This is technically the third prank. The second was convincing him that playing for the Padres is "getting called up to the big leagues."

Seriously, Get over it? The Ravens have won 2 championships and they still be bitch about losing the Colts over 30 years ago. SO FUCK YOU AND FUCK BALTIMORE

It's nice to finally see the wife of a Raven drag their husband into something for once.

And at the end of that summer, we all went our separate ways. I used to see Tyrese and Johnny in the hallways, but by the close of our freshman year, they were just two more faces in the crowd. I heard that Tyrese got married and has a couple of kids. He drinks a lot these days, and finds work doing odd jobs around…