I don't want to make fun of homeless people but c'mon, why pick the Browns.

That's a crap load of vodka

Terribly sorry for you.

Grandma's Boy is obvious, critics hate on stoner movies, and this one was great. One of the most strikingly low rated movies on RT, in my opinion, is Tommy Boy. 44% critic 91% audience. One of the best movies ever.

Cam Neely actually had a lot more to say about this incident before he got cut short by Ulf Samuelsson.

You will never see Tweets like this from Flyers fans.

What a loser. My Canadian girlfriend always puts out like crazy when I go visit her or see her at summer camp. She's so fucking hot at sex.

I was at a golf tournament a little while back. It was the final day and the last group was coming down 18. Some fans tried to get a better view of the green so they climbed up a tv tower. Well earlier that day a fan hit one if the golfers with his Volkswagen and then subsequently crashed into this same tv tower, so…

Are you implying that other outfielders don't know how to play a ball off the wall? Shame on you.

Jesus, I had to watch that video like 20 times to figure out what the hell was going on. Houston has a baseball team?

Harper was disappointed that his hospital gown didn't have a collar he could pop for the photo.

"You can't split that one in two. You're either a student at a university playing your sport or you're an employee of that university," he said. "If you move to a model where you have labor negotiations between management – that would be coaches and athletic directors – and student-athletes to determine everything…

Definitely no love lost.

"I was." - John Kruk

You guys are a bunch of bitches. Dear God, how many of you can smell what your boss ate for lunch.

The last 0.5 sec, where the kid says "this guy is the pussy" might be the only 100% truthful statement uttered in the last 30 years.

Hulk Hogan was the #1 guy in the WWF's heyday, Warrior would be #2 or #2a with Macho Man Randy Savage. This guy was HUGE back in the late 80s, early 90s, noted for his energetic persona and bugfuck crazy, nonsensically awesome promos. It's moreso stunning considering he just got welcomed back into the WWE (his…

I hope the ropes of heavens ring can handle what's coming.

Bonds' 762 should have an asterisk beside it, and that asterisk should reference a note at the very bottom of the list, and that note should read "762 is greater than 755".