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I once again do not respect Jay Glazer's choices.

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Tecmo Bowl predicts Seahawks 44, Broncos 35.

You know son, there's another drug you can get high on. It's called, "responsibility".

That's odd, I thought being a Sooner was no way for a guy to break into porn.

It's 16 if you ask MTV...

Granted, gynecology is only a hobby of mine, but shouldn't a porn star have the same number of holes as other women?

As ADD as the Seahawks secondary?

This guy is absolutely fucking insufferable

Those female fertility drugs are really starting to pay off!

Suspension or no suspension, he doesn't seem to be missing any plate appearances.

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For those who've never seen it, this might be the greatest video on YouTube:

He came across as a bit of a loudmouth this year. The thing nobody wants to admit when it comes to Griffin is that he's 23 years old and doesn't know as much as he — or his family, agents, etc. — would like to think he knows. It's cool he won the Heisman and was the No. 2 overall pick, but I just can't imagine that

I'm pretty sure "bud light" is Colorado vernacular for "matches."

And how fitting that he's rocking the bolo tie.

I agree. A guy shouldn't be laughed at because he is trying to prevent injuries.

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Some rare footage of Warrior talking about how Vince and Co. really go about their business.

Greatest quote from a professional wrestler i've ever seen.

@Kid Canada: as youuuuuu....Hulk Hogan....hmmmmm...travel...toooo...WRRRRRRRRESTLLLLLLMANIAAAAAAA...