something about good thing I'm on a diet? I didn't hear it well either.

Attempts to reach Courtney's husband, Jack DeHoff, for comment were clumsy, uncomfortable, and ultimately unsuccessful. The entire exchange appeared to leave him rather raw.

Well done reporter...Her response was perfect!!!

If you ain't catchin' TD's, just sit back and catch some Z's.

He's not sleeping. He's studying really hard so he can pass the concussion test.

Not shown: other backup QB reading Slaughterhouse V.

I genuinely appreciate this.

Wrong side of the commonwealth. Eastern PA is Yuengling country, western PA drinks IC Lite, which is just fermented steel mill runoff.

I want to say this about mental illness, because I think this is important, at least to me.

Except Verizon and Ford really don't make extra money when someone texts and drives. A-B gets stinkin rich off Daddy who grabs a 12er after a shift at the plant and goes on a drunken warpath every night at home.

Adding air is not equivalent to adding liquor and fruit.

No:
1. Sparkling with vodka & a lime
2. Still
3. Frozen (preferably served with 1&2)
4. Vitamin, again with vodka
5. Being hit by a car
6. Sparkling without vodka
7. Vitamin without vodka

BREAKING: the NFL has hastily and retroactively promoted Cardinals linebacker John Abraham to executive.

Business in the front, won't remember his 10th birthday party in the back.

Oh, that was phenomenal. Well played, well played.

Ray Lewis: There is no comparison of me and Ray Rice. I'm far more similar to Aaron Hernandez.

I'm sure when the NCAA saw the shit show on SportsCenter this morning they were dancing around their offices like babes on Christmas morn.

Does anybody else feel like the NCAA saw what was going on with Ray Rice today and decided to try and slip this one in under the radar?