“It was the worst time of my life and I put the barrel in my mouth a few times, that’s for sure.”

At this point about the only thing ESPN hasn’t done wrong is release all your personal data no the dark web.

This is only fair. As a Longhorns fan, I’m going to pretend we won’t lose to USC this weekend.

Yay! Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace animated gif!

Eh, that’s unfair to Ben. Before his ankles went tits up he was pretty graceful. And he does more with less at DC (this year excepting). We shall see. Next year with money and a new stadium he will have to put up or god forbid DC will have Bruce again.

I’m an Arsenal fan. We fans are called gooners. We have a great manager on the tail end of his career named Arsene Wenger. We have a cannon on our chest.

He does. remember in the hot springs cave with his fire-haired wilding?

“the accusations basically state that CK has an alleged habit of locking women in rooms with him and forcing them to watch him masturbate.”

I’ve said this before. The whole series was just an elaborate cover for a dirty old man to explore his incest fetish.

Also, it could easily have been parts of Rhode Island, up there in the woods, like Foster, but those folks don’t have the internet yet so they’re left to carve racial epithets on trees.

As I have told many people on here, 2016 killed Bowie.

Rutland.

I dunno, maybe they just thought that this announcer’s first ever game for them shouldn’t devolve into a series of cheap jokes at the expense of his name? I think ESPN is poorly run but I don’t get the beef here. They want him to call football games, not deal with endless hot takes like “No joke: ESPN just aired a UVA…

No, the abolitionist movement was in full swing, including several prominent signers. I was referring to to the comment about the founding fathers being pieces of shit, which is a 2nd year hot take.

I’m for taking every statue to Robert E. Lee down and melting it to make paperweights.

In 225 years, if you are remembered at all, the morally enlightened people of 2343 will undoubtedly think you, me and everybody else were pieces of shit. Or maybe they will have evolved enough to recognize the exceptional things we did in times much more difficult than their own.

There will never be another like him. Le Prof.

Aw, tent sex is great. Just don’t do it in a 2 person tent. Get one of those 3 or 4 person tents with headroom and put the lamp in the ground so I can see your silhouettes doing it from my perch in the bushes.

I’ll die efore I pay good money to see this clown shoot from outside the arc! It will be over my cold dead body that we turn on the sports channel to see him score a bicycle kick for the Seahawks!

Sitting on the same train with these two is still the closest time a Mets fan will get to scoring.

“If you hear black people and other people of color voicing their pain about racism, racists, systemic racism, racist protests and other injustices and interpret that as “But, but, but what about me? I’m good!” Are you really good?”