Considering how he looks in that picture, I assume he would propose on Arrakis, or Caladan when the monsoon is over.

You can’t be as cheap as the spuds are with their players and keep the talent, or keep them working as a unit. The chemistry is falling apart. A speedy team with no chemistry is just a bunch of fast glory hogs. Glory hogs who will get picked apart on the counter attack. I am predicting them to finish 5th this year.…

It must suck playing the bears in preseason as a coach. How can you possibly evaluate any of your fringe players when the bears are going to make them look like pro-bowl material?

He pulls his arms back to spear better. You use your arms in making a tackle. This was clearly a penalty.

He lowers his head to lead with the helmet. The most damning part for me is he pulls his hands back behind him before delivering the blow. One normally uses hands to execute a tackle. Classic, textbook spearing.

It is this shit that will kill the league. Ain’t gonna be much fun watching a league where the stars play…

I’m confused. Why is Manchester United not on this list? The only thing interesting about any Mourinho team is the post game pressers.

I’m sad that you don’t watch. Yeah, there are a lot of stinkers, but the package is worth it to watch Seattle-Portland or Toronto- Montreal alone. Those games have real venom and turn a boring Thursday night into fun. Certainly worth the tv package.

I was coming to say just this. DC United especially was hoping to coast into the new stadium and build a team from there but Fan pressure led them to drop serious coin for a team that is LOSING MONEY hand over fist. This article is stupid and biased in the extreme. I thought with a league old enough to drink we’d…

Hugh Laurie looks great.

Looking at this vid, I can’t help but think I always thought it would be the weird exaggerated sexual features of sexbots that would be the big turnoff for me. But it turns out it’s the uncanny valley.

is that Schumer in the background waving triumphantly to someone?

Hooray for you!

Bjork Nutt Freeze.

88th minute, Check

If you are trying to branch into the American market, the one thing you must know is that we will not tolerate even a hint of sex in our uberviolence. Children may be watching.

mild

I’m calling it now. It’s going to be Bill Hamid.

He has that far away, slightly scared look in his eyes. Like his father never loved him, constantly told him he wasn’t good enough and smacked him up in front of his friends.

“National Democratic Redistricting Committee, a new organization chaired by former U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder.” Oh goody, can’t wait until Alex Jones, Sean Hannity and trump concoct some fever dream about this org being a secret illegal alien sex ring for Soros fed entirely with white people’s jobs.

They pray to the temple of ‘I got mine’. Even though most of them don’t. They’ve been convinced by a deeply cynical republican party that this is the best it’s gonna get and if you don’t fight and scratch for your morsels like a hungry pit bull, the welfare queens, thug gangsters and rapist immigrants are gonna take…