Good. Arsenal’s failed seasons are littered with guys going off for meaningless international friendlies and coming back on the injury table. This is a WCQ year and I’d be more than happy to sacrifice Giroud to the Gods of international injury if it means Lacazette remains on the bench.

Not the worst timeline, but pretty close. Bowie from the best timeline is working on a bridge. Prince is helping him, and Alan Rickman is there, lending gravitas.

No, you’re sort of right. He knew things in 1999.

I love my alma mater Texas, but come on Texas and LSU, try and pretend you think of the recruits as human beings and not cattle. You’re arguing over who gets to come to or host the slave auction here.

It was me. You called me off the ball the week before, sat on the ball too long, got picked off by their #9 who blasted one past me. Then you shouted “Why didn’t you come and get that ball?” It’s my fucking box.

“I would leave my wife without a husband, my children without a daddy...”

I dropped Facebook on November 9th after being on it since almost the very beginning. No regrets. This article sums up all the ways Facebook played to my baser instincts: Writing for a ‘perceived’ audience instead of myself, a sense of urgency, manufactured outrage and overshare.

And if they don’t raise the wages on all those bang up players they’re gone. They are about to be victims of their own success. 50k a week on Dele Alli? Who cares if it’s for 6 years. they’ll need to pay him 120k pretty much right now or some southern team will start tapping him up if they haven’t already. That’s just…

Gooner from before Rioch here. Never underestimate Daniel Levy’s ability to fuck everything up. Also, Spuds have to contend with new field size. That fucks up the best teams. Champs league is a whole new level for them. We shall see how they do in that competition. Maybe they will step up. Maybe they won’t. They are…

Einsatsgruppenfuhrer Drumpf on the right looks like a big dumb bird. Hauptmann Drumpf on the left just looks like he pays hookers to shove their panties in his mouth.

Ah Commerce, where the townies hate the students of A&M commerce, even though it’s literally the thing keeping their asses from floating away. Add to it that TAMU Commerce is a place where a lot of black kids are bettering themselves through education and finding a way out of Commerce, and you’ve got a recipe for…

Never Forget, the cops in the 2nd tower never heard the radio message to get out because Rudy accepted a bribe from Motorola to stick with their handy-talkies against the concerns of cops, who complained they didn’t work in the first bombing.

God repeatedly tries to.

Trick question. It was a borrachón.

Right now Roger Ailes is being reborn in 1870's England as a girl who is destined to be a charwoman for life to some elitist twat.

“Not to mention the liberal Boston media would have broken its neck to identify the racist.”

Yeah, Israel loves it when you give out secret intel to countries that are super-cozy with Iran.

Yeah, I didn’t have to change much. Both assholes keep their golf bags in a corner of the office.

Trump: Holt?
Holt: Yes, Donald?
Trump: Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?
Holt: Well, I can’t say I have, Donald.
Trump: Vodka, that’s what they drink, isn’t it? Never water?
Holt: Well, I-I believe that’s what they drink, Donald, yes.
Trump: On no account will a Commie ever drink water, and not…

Always said you were a Dadquaker, @Samichka_
A stormy little world shaker
Oh, Cohen’s darling queen, @Samichka_
An angel with a Right wing