I think it’s called being ‘dumb as shit’.

They do this surprisingly often. Wasn’t this guy the same one who put out some propaganda depicting Trump as Thanos? 

‘Anime protagonist mother’ is also a pretty dangerous role. Especially if she has this hair style

Just picture the fever dream of a middle American who’s addicted to opiates and trapped under too many blankets. It’s honestly not too far off the mark. 

I am LIVING for it as well. There was so much going on that I had to rewatch it several times to have the full experience. All the typos in the chyrons. Her laying hands on a Hobby Lobby wreath. The wrist brace. It’s all just so good. 

I came here to say just that. I refuse to believe that Ted Cruz fucks ever. Any offspring he has fell out of the sky during a hailstorm. 

A brown-skinned, Middle Eastern Jewish man who has funny ideas about wealth and dispenses free healthcare? They’d probably crucify him anyway.

That’s the exact rationale that the few friends/family members that consistently voted republican would use whenever I tried to talk to them about this shit. (For the record, I don’t talk to them anymore.) The whole “Fiscally conservative, socially liberal” thing that seems to help support this narrative is such…

I believe this person is non-binary and also totally not serious based off their profile, but I still enjoyed the shit out of that tweet because it perfectly encapsulated these chucklefucks so well. 

Goddammit take your star.

Looks like we found those 30-50 feral hogs that one guy was so worried about. 

I’m sure he inspected the bunker the same way I would “inspect” the doorway of my den during scary parts of movies when I was like, 4.

So the people who were frothing at the mouth about a pedophile ring are either complicit in or supportive of policies that essentially aided in the creation of...a pedophile ring.

The richness of the fact that someone who would fake activism has an internet handle that includes the word “facts” is not lost on me, either.

You’re welcome to it. I’m not sure where I got it, myself.

Your commentary is always spot on, but that last paragraph hit the nail on the head. Sweet gentle Jesus. 

Ah yes, the ever-looming specter of climate change. How could I forget?

And apparently there’s chlamydia in the ocean. Fuck this year.