Sociopathy, narcissism, dementia or neurosyphilis, probably.

Aaaaaand this asshole is wearing a Deadpool shirt because of course he is. Do these shitstains even read the comics?

My favorite line from any movie ever. Take your star. 

Richard Spencer blew it all on tailoring and cannot afford soup.

I knew a woman like this. She was my neighbor once-upon-a-time and was batshit insane for a variety of reasons. About ten years ago, she adopted an older child from Russia (the boy was about 5 or 6 or so) so she could get the ego boost of “saving” a child that was “less desirable because of the age factor”. Those are…

When I was teaching preschool and encountered at least 3 families who would put their kid in a closet or small space like that to “calm them down” when they had a tantrum. There were tons of other parents who would similarly harmful things to their children to get them to stop undesirable behaviors, too. My mom was…

Ugh those “all in this together commercials” send me into a blind rage now. Did you know I saw one from Charmin the other day? CHARMIN.

Thanks, but I don’t need reassurance from the Shit Bears. 

lmao you can tell he’s not happy about it, either. How does he manage to look pouty and sulky with half his face covered?

I’m all for it. Historically, a pie to the face is how we’ve always dealt with clowns so it makes more sense than milkshakes. 

To be fair, I think Incitatus was probably more qualified than Ivanka, Jared or anyone else he’s appointed, really. 

Watching this was like eating a soufflé. What a gutless coward.

It’s hit Gainesville. Now that’s Trump country, so they need to look at it.

Exactly. I do a lot of research and demographics for my work, but it doesn’t take someone with my expertise to look at some maps, look at the by-county numbers and see just which communities are being the hardest hit. It’s incompetency tempered by maliciousness—which seems to be the watchwords of the GOP these days.

The fact that he’s repeatedly compared himself to Lincoln—and claimed he’s had it worse!—just highlights how much of a narcissist he is to me.

I’m an ATL native and this whole debacle is so infuriating to me and so many other people in Georgia. This has been and always was a move to protect corporate interests and avoid paying a ton of unemployment.

Kemp is a nitwit. He and his family ate at my restaurant in 2012, possibly 2013, in Savannah, GA, and aside from leaving just 10% tip (confirmed while I was cashing out my server), he left a photo of himself and family at the White House that was taken when W was in office.

Every single self-professed “anglophile” I have ever met has been batshit insane. I lived next to one as a child and she was a real piece of work that has provided me with cocktail party fodder for the rest of my natural life. 

I like them and Banana Republic for workwear staples and basics. Two of my favorite coats are J Crew. They’re both ribbed at the neck and sleeves, thickly lined and so, so warm. You can find some gems in both places if you look.

I just called them and this time they have a robo call at the beginning stating that tours are off for the forseeable future. So I’m trying to think of another way I can get on their nerves. Maybe I’ll ask if Brian Simp would be willing to meet me at the bowling alley. 

I get the sentiment, really I do. I’m all for idiots natural selecting themselves out of our gene pool. But the simple fact of the matter is that this is going to hurt a lot of innocent people who would rather be sheltering in place. Operation Gridlock and a lot of their vile proteges are just like Vegas’ mayor. The…