Spike’s Tactical also sells a “Crusader” rifle, emblazoned with the Bible verse, “Blessed be the Lord my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle,” and which it markets on its website with the phrase, “The war is here. We have a duty to defend our homeland and our way of life.”

Bacon. They’re going to try and capitalize on the “plant-based meat substitute trend” and the very last dregs of bacon fever. 

Yup. For me it definitely depends on what I’m drinking and if I’m eating anything with it. Unless it’s first thing in the morning. Then I pretty much exclusively drink it black. 

I love strong flavors (I was the kid who would eat Warheads until my tongue was blistered and bleeding), so I’ve always liked the bitterness of black coffee. It’s great to have a cup—or even some espresso—with a dessert, too.

Full disclosure: I have a neurological disorder that most likely means I will never be able to safely drive a car and I work in the planning field, so I definitely skew very “pro-transit” and “urbanist”.

The UMChurch in my neighborhood is widely known for having a lot of LGBTQ+ resources and when the pressure campaign to “return to traditional values” from the higher-ups in the church started, they responded by draping multiple rainbow flags on their building, lining all walkways on their property with smaller ones…

That house belongs on McMansion Hell and Starr belongs in Regular Hell. 

Reminds me of all those boomers who say “well at least he’s doing something..”

Good point(s). I always side-eye people who ask “What’s to stop you from murdering/stealing/etc. if you don’t follow a religion?” and other similar questions. I think it’s more telling about their character than they realize.

Idk but his bottom teeth look like dirty pebbles in a fish tank.

Let’s not forget this classy moment in history:

I’m drafting the pitch to TNT as we speak.

I loved how when they needed an abortion, it was because they made a mistake and didn’t deserve to be penalised

I hate that I know what Don Junior’s feet look like. 

Who ever was in charge of wish-granting this year must have misheard her and thought she said “piss on the world”. 

Apparently, it’s not at all uncommon. I read a really fascinating article about the disconnect that many anti-choice people have regarding their own abortions or the abortions of their daughters. I believe it’s called “The Only Moral Abortion is My Abortion”. There are women who would show up for the procedure and…

Several marchers of Philadelphia’s Mummers Parade—an annual New Year’s Day tradition since 1901—were disqualified for wearing blackface while allegedly trying to emulate Philadelphia Flyers mascot “Gritty.”

I thought you could recycle plastics? 

Except for wind. He reportedly “doesn’t understand” wind.

Jackson says in interviews he can’t imagine why actors wouldn’t want to act, which is why he takes so many dodgy scripts.