Like it’s often said:

When people ask you “What would Jesus do?” remind them that flipping tables and whipping ass is within the realm of possibilities. 

Yellow Gatorade and ramen has been my go-to for yonks. I swear by it. (Either the shitty instant ramen or the real deal works fine. If I can, I get miso ramen from this place near my house.) 

Why do white supremacists never have chins or necks?

Iirc, some cop pulled this shit at Starbucks by claiming the employees put “pig” on an order for him and his buddies. That was debunked as well. No wonder my great grandma always called them “the filth”. This is so grimy. 

I feel attacked. :P I’m non-celiac, but my doctor suggested that I avoid gluten and a few other foods to help me manage a chronic condition. It’s working pretty well! She says a little every now and then is okay, though. But if I overdo it, I get debilitating stomach cramps. Like “It feels like someone stuck a hot…

As someone who does what I call a “paleo-ish” diet for health reasons (mostly just avoiding dairy and gluten--my doctor suggested it because I’m mad tense at all times which gives me stomach aches that are made worse by certain foods), I can agree. I did a lot of browsing forums when I was first learning and it was…

Full disclosure: I actually spent a fair amount of time hanging out at cemeteries and gravesites as a teen and a young 20-something. I was never one of those kids who felt the need to lounge on someone’s headstone for MySpace cool points, though. I got interested because where I’m from, there are a ton of them—I’m…

I’d say it’s time for the world’s archeologists to start digging in America, and damn the consequences.

For a hot second I forgot that not everyone who comments here lives where I do and I got excited about the prospect of a new place to eat. I hope your friend has all the success in the world! The Menu looks amazing.

I’m convinced no one in this garbage family knows what to do with their body. 

Things to know before I start this story:

I think it’s different when you inherit money.

Hah! That’s smart. Did anyone ever take you up on it? I always thing of that Ronald Wright quote about socialism and why it never really caught on with Americans:

This is brilliance. 

It’s such a strange disconnect, isn’t it? It’s like people start making an upper-middle-class income and suddenly think they’re the Rockefellers. “Oh I’m voting against the estate tax because I want to protect my assets.” What assets? You live an hour away from your job so you could afford a McMansion and drive a…

I will look into moving abroad.

The fact that this disgusting pile is labeled “SO GOOD SO GOOD” has me cackling in my cubicle.

For whatever reason, I almost always go savory when it comes to vending machine picks, so I had to go with Robicelli on this one. Still, good picks all around!

Same. I don’t talk to a lot of family members and one of my closest friends anymore. She claimed she voted for him for “economic reasons” and couldn’t understand why I was so disgusted that her support for other causes—LGBT+ and women’s rights, social justice, immigration—was that conditional. That she would throw so…