If you’re lucky, you can use that excuse well into your 40s. Don’t forget Donj was called a “kid” and a “young man” when he held his little meeting in Trump Tower. 

True. I guess in the political sense, I’m a white sheep surrounded by black ones.

I’ve started thinking of myself as a dark horse. I’m different from them in a good way. :P

Considering what the Republicans did to the last guy that happened to...

Third president in the history of the United States to be impeached. Trump, are you tired of all this fucking winning, yet, bruh?

Okay, I’m officially in love. I might have to splurge after my wallet recovers from Christmas. I’ll definitely pass this on to my friends, too!

It is my solemn duty to ruin Christmas for all of my boomer family.

Happy birthday!!!

“Oh well he’s been forgiven by the Lord. We laid hands on him and prayed about it and then we all went to KFC. So it’s all good! Unless you’re a poor woman who is not somebody’s mistress and got an abortion. Or a single mother. Or LGBTQ. Or Muslim or Jewish. Or a minority of any type. Anything but a specific type of…

Have you seen Graham lately? “Haunted” was the word I used when I saw him speaking at the hearing. Hope it was all worth it, Lindsey.

The Gram ain’t big enough for the two of us, Kid.

Maybe she thought they were going to Goebbels up some expensive grub and write a glowing review?

“You seem tense. I think now would be a good time to go practice some serious self-love.”

Yeah, there was a demo going on in my area, but I couldn’t make it because of that.

HELL TO THE YES. It’s just about all I watch/read when it comes to fiction. I could ramble on about all the series I enjoy, but I’ll just stick to my current obsessions.

I HAAAAATE when people don’t respect boundaries. It’s infuriating and frustrating to tell someone ‘X makes me uncomfortable’ and have them just dismiss those feelings.  

Oh he’s absolute human trash, I’m not disagreeing. And you’re right, he’s basically everything garbage about American culture. His whole aesthetic—right down to the fact that he owns a golden retriever who I’m sure is lovely and deserves none of this—is the personification of a certain type of Southerner that I can’t…

And this was WRITTEN in LETTER format meaning that he probably would have taken more time to consider what he was saying and his word choi—

Donald Trump decided to issue a truly mindblowing six-page letter to Nancy Pelosi in which he whines about impeachment

Samantha was my fave too. Mainly I automatically gravitated towards any doll/character/etc. that had dark hair and eyes like mine. Also I was obsessed with women’s suffrage and child labor as a kid because I was weird as fuck and I seem to remember both of them being plot points.