When she smiles it resembles a grimace or an animal at bay more than a real smile. Also falsies/lash extensions often obscure her eyes to the point where they look black. It’s disturbing. 

Did this man really say “pause”? Is it 2007 again? 

I mean he doesn’t even string his own bow so what are we expecting? Granted, compound is more difficult to string than recurve, but still. 

I’m genuinely confused about this mentality. They won’t do anything to protect kids from school shooters or preventable diseases. They won’t invest in social programs to make sure all kids have food and they don’t give a shit about the kids in concentration camps. But they’re always the first ones to cry about…

Of course not! They’re only fighting for the rights* of Tanner, Lakelyn, Kailyn, Paisleigh and KVIIIlyn.

They’re either being intentionally malicious or mind-bendingly stupid.

Yeah, I can’t help but feel as if this is a wolf in sheep’s clothing. Not only for the point that you made, but

I’m in my 30s and have the unfortunate displeasure of knowing who the Paul Brothers are because my younger cousin is obsessed with them. She thinks they’re cute. 

This is like two of my uncles. Both of them are deeply involved in their churches from serving in various local chapters, to being on committees to playing music. They’re at church every time the door is open and they are the most bigoted, misogynistic, self-serving hypocrites you could ever hope to meet. Anything…

I love that all of them but one are blonde. It’s so typical of the Republican Party and Fox News in a way that I can’t express very well, but I almost don’t have to because it’s an incredibly visually obvious joke.

It’s not at all glamorous or fancy or anything, but my family has a tradition of giving each other chocolate on Christmas. I’ve gotten a box of those chocolate covered cherries every year since I was four.

TrumpJr saying “How dare you” about, literally, anything. Right.

They let elderly people in and give them flu shots

I was about to say. This is some literal Nazi shit. Anne Frank and her sister died of an infectious disease along with hundreds of hundreds of other people in those camps. This is not a bug, it’s a feature. They’re doing this intentionally. 

I like that the original Glenda was backhanded as fuck. Asked Dorothy if she was a good witch or a bad witch and then when Dorothy answered her Glenda laughs and goes “Only bad witches are ugly.” what are you trying to say Glenda!?

I really don’t get the Rocky thing

Same.

Except he very clearly cocked his arm back to slap her ass instead of raising it to wave. If he waved it would have more likely been the back of his hand that touched her. Not his sweaty, clammy-assed palms.

I’m convinced mine is at the bottom of this bottle of Maker’s Mark.

This. I have family there and in some areas/circles, Church is king. They will believe any hogswallop that a preacher feeds them no matter what. My youngest female cousin is involved in a church where the preacher has a really sketchy reputation (he is not a predator himself as far as I’m aware, but enabled one and…