This is gross but I have to wonder how many young women in his church he has “playfully” swatted on the behind. I used to teach PreK and I once worked with a guy like that. He skeeved me right out. 

The type that orders a vodka martini and is most fond of the sound of his own voice. But hey, every club needs a bore. 

Oh absolutely. I’m awaiting his “I’m going to recommit to God” speech that somehow still doesn’t take responsibility for his actions and paints this all as one big misunderstanding.

Right? I was like “This requires an investigation? They have photographic evidence.”

Came here for the commentary, hoped that I’d find a comment saying this. Was not disappointed. :P

Please God let there be a character customization screen.

I’ve seen it. It’s up there with Bubbah Hotep and Miami Connection for when I want good, campy fun. Like MiFroChi said, it’s got a lot more heart than you’d expect. 

Ah, good ol’ Blue Eyes White Jesus. The most powerful Yu Gi Oh card there is.

It sounds amazing, though! I’ll have to give it a try. Thanks for sharing. :)

Unfortunately, most places that serve wings—chains in particular—don’t give many shits about this evil, and sell wings that aren’t really meant to be eaten.

I’m inclined to agree. I’ve never liked a heavily breaded wing and much prefer them without. Roasted isn’t bad, either. This BBQ joint near where I work does them that way and I’m hooked. The sauce is not as hot as I like, but I have my own supply at home so it’s no big deal. 

Yeah. These “I just want to talk/find closure/ask some questions” sessions are almost always attempts by shitheels like this dude to manipulate you back into a relationship with them. They will keep sending you Illiads of text that osciliate between blaming you for everything and assassinating your character,…

I’m a mean friend. I was floating that idea bc I think you need a mean friend to draw a line and the line is he’s garbage, you’re great, and he can’t pull manipulative shit like this anymore.

It’s people like you what cause unrest.

Those cookies look amazing! And I agree the lemon was probably a good choice. I’ve been into desserts with a little citrus lately.

He looks like the bloated corpse floating in the river of Uncanny Valley without it. I mean, don’t get me wrong, he needs someone who loves him or at least likes him enough to take him to Sephora and get shade matched, but Christ that’s grim.

He’s thicker than what you’d muck out of your average horse stall and has an extremely limited vocabulary so we often get weird turns of phrases like this. “Beautiful” and “perfect” are often given the same treatment.

Keep in mind these are only REPORTED instances of sexual assault, too. We all know that sexual assault statistics are grossly under-reported for a variety of reasons. How many times has someone ridden with an Uber driver that while they didn’t assault them, harassed them or behaved inappropriately? Then there’s the…

I genuinely don’t know which one is worse.