That or she’s at like, phase 3 in a Faces of Meth ad campaign.

I will never understand this place’s hateboner for him.

Ha! Spoken like a true Canadian. :P

Yikes if this is true. Though I’d argue that there’s no “it’s like” about it. This guy is clearly pants-on-the-head insane.

I’ve heard this from many people. Many, many people.

People have made allegations that suggest as much. Carrie Fischer also suggested at one point that he might do coke. Like I said, I’m reluctant to speculate because we don’t have all the facts, but something is clearly going on. I’d love a doctor who isn’t in his pocket to evaluate him.

Yeah in one of the articles one of the heads of an agency pretty much said the same thing. I’m not expert, but the times that she’s modeled for a photographer look so stilted and awkward to me. Maybe I just don’t know editorial styling. But I remember thinking she looked uncomfortable and wondering why she wanted to…

As much as I hate to speculate, it’s totally possible. If he snorted it, it could account for the sniffling, too.

That’s a good point. He has light source(s) on him and they’re still like that. 

Is he not getting enough oxygen to his brain? Is that what’s going on here? Is that why he’s like this?

I think you’re correct. Ivanka apparently walked in a couple Betsey Johnson shows and a few other runways for designers I don’t recognize (which doesn’t mean anything because I know all of dick about this stuff). It could just be because I heartily dislike who she is as a person, but all her “modeling” strikes me as…

That means he’s over 200 in dog years so it checks out. I refuse to measure his age in any other metric because WOOF.

You can brownnose pretty hard when you don’t have a hairline to worry about dirtying.

go all MST3k with Stephanie Ruhl and Katy Tur riffing the whole speech.

Apparently, she walked in NY fashion week back in 2016. Still more than Ivanka has ever done.

Isn’t Tiffany (objectively the least horrible Trump by virtue of mostly keeping her mouth shut) a model? Ivanka must love that.

Oh god I miss that show so much. That and Flavor of Love (which I may or may not have the uncensored first season to on DVD).

I’d skip the Listerine and go straight to the hard stuff

I’m thrilled to fucking bits. 

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!