There's no way this kid has ever shaved in his life.

He should be a contractor for the government. He's great at over billing his employer.

The enforced secrecy is due to the fact that the UTEP players won't be charged as adults.

Bad shaving has also been reported

I don't think the comparison is very apt. Jesus was a carpenter, but watching Johnson, he seems more skilled at masonry.

I think even "damn good" is overstating it by quite a bit. His career was up and down, really. Morris had a career ERA+ of 105. Just slightly above league average. He has longevity stats, which shouldn't be dismissed and have quite a bit of value, but he wasn't a "damn good" pitcher. I would say he was pretty good…

Career 105 ERA+? Sounds damn average to me!

Like Gurnick, I do my best to pretend that the offensive explosion of the 90's never happened, but it's really hard to do when I hear Limp Bizkit on the radio.

Nobody worked the corners better, not even Dez Bryant's mom.

Sometimes "pissing off your fans" is necessary for the long-term competitiveness of the team. Would it really be worth keeping Deng, getting a 7 or 8 seed, and then getting spanked by the Heat in the first round?

The rare (well maybe not too rare) but always impressive lose-lose trade

Except that there are accepted standards for grammar and syntax in most languages that do constitute "proper" and generally should be followed

THAT'S RAPIST!!! I MEAN RACIST!!! Fucking auto correct

Neither, the last spoken word of proper English was last heard in Alabama in 1932.

+1

So good.

+1 simple yet elegant

+1

Don't be too impressed; some may say he fell on the sword, but eyewitnesses swear he just tripped on the team's midfield logo.

Well, I can tell you that the Titans fans are thrilled to see him go. I talked to the other 3 last night, and we're all fucking ecstatic.