2 Fast 2 Furious.

No.

maybe he meant true Long Islanders?

Isn't "Gonna Kill That Dog" the Isiah Thomas ode to his sexual misconduct accuser?

The Mets had real holes in the OF too. So what are they supposed to do? Just turn around in a circle going "oh, but we have to fix this and we have to fix this but we have to fix this but we have to fix this and we have to fix this" and never get anything done?

"Is it being born and raised in Ohio but living in Murray Hill for two years?"

Also, there were far bigger holes for NYM in the OF than the IF and/or P staff.

While this is all just fun and games to the vandals, a hapless Knicks intern has just been fired after failing to revoke Wikipedia's media credentials.

"you're tip?" I guess Michigan State cops attended Michigan State.

Resultant of a similar investigation, the Philadelphia Police Department has arrested Chip Kelly under suspicions of "anything and everything, basically."

Funny because it's true!

James Dolan: [reads story]

Moms are the people who give birth.

That is a completely shitty story. Who the fuck asks "how much did that cost" as the second thing he says to a person other than a materialistic shallow wretch of a man? It only further proves the hollowness of Lebron's soul, and why he should be loathed.

Nobody treats Mom better than Delonte West though.

Yes, football in the snow is a glorious, charming visual spectacle, but I still say it's a mistake to have the Super Bowl in a cold weather site. As someone who still cares about the actual Super Bowl game, I want the champion of the NFL to be determined in a game in which playbooks aren't limited and players are…

my tv screen hadn't been that white since Friends went off the air.

"Nothing is better than football on snow"

A snowy Super Bowl is like figure skating: sports for non-sports fans who just want to see pretty things. Sports fans want to see which team is the best.