As a Yankee fan, this reminds of the last batman movie when the catwoman silently leaves in the middle of a conversation with batman. 'So that's what it feels like?' The only thing that bothers me about this is the money spent on McCann and Ellsbury and then the refusal to even get close to Cano. It's like what they…

That and a nickel'll get him a cup of coffee at Starbucks these days! Am I right folks? This guy knows what I mean.

You'll concede that the example of ARod demonstrates the limitations of simply projecting WAR from prior seasons.

Kurt Cobain, good weather, Robinson Cano's career.

(opens envelope)

"Things that go to Seattle to die."

This is a stupid contract, but whatever, good for them. You are betting on a 31 year old (and his age is questionable) to hold up for at least 6 years at his current production. GOOD LUCK.

White T shirt sticking out the back and he still bags a Luvabull? I guess I've been doing it wrong.

Now that, I would pay to see.

Finally, something pops at a Bulls game and it has nothing to do with Derrick Rose's knees.

What a special moment for him! It's not every day that Derrick Rose gets proposed to.

Reggie Miller ruins everything.

"Looks good to me!" —- Mordecai Brown

Why shocker when you can Spock her?

Two in the yea, one in the nay.

Geeze, suspended for supporting a team in Kansas? Guess they're not big Wichita State fans in Illinois.

Ain't nothing wrong with a little anal play. Maybe some urine play while were at it? -R.Kelly

Does this mean the Farmington basketball team is down for the weird shit? Or is this just a bunch of good ol' country girls being edgy?

Their pinkies could not be reached for comment.

What's so shocking about it? Women playing sports? Come on guys, grow up. I think maybe its time they brought back Waxing Off.

They actually got suspended for supporting the wrong team, AMIRITE?

In related news: Wichita State Women's Basketball team offered three young ladies scholarship offers.