Hey, look, mister, we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast. And we don't need any characters around to give the joint atmosphere. Is that clear?

Those "Best Dive Bars" lists instantly ruin every place they mention. A place where you could go in, grab a barstool, get drunk and be able to hear what other people are saying turns into a place where you can barely get a drink, let alone a stool and constantly get bumped by the douchiest douches that ever douched.…

I agree with you 100%, was actually intending on posting your original post. I think he had less affect on those teams than both Tex Winter and David Stern and his Sterntroopers did. Unless you include working the refs through the media.

How can you simplify what Jackson has done? Do you think just anyone get sit around getting stoned and pass out books to Jordan, Shaq and Kobe?

The only way this could be more embarassing would be if it were the Dave Matthews Band, or OAR. Fuck OAR.

What are the Tampa Bay Lightning going to do with two Knicks draft picks? Dolan is really losing it.

Never before seen footage of Nike's design team at work.

I'd still trade places with Denver in a heartbeat, even if they're lousy they have their own pick and the Knicks lottery pick to work with. Either to take a future starter, potential All-Star or even as a trading chip. The Knicks have buried themselves alive and will continue to do so as long as Dolan is around.

That will only happen if Randle (or whoever) ends up being completely one dimensional and plays the same position as their only remaining player, or becomes a cheeseburger addict.

You left out the part of the article where Noah was drafted with one of the unprotected #1 picks the Knicks gave the Bulls for Eddie Curry (the other being LaMarcus Aldridge) while bidding against themselves. This should really be mentioned in every Knicks article, but especially this one. Also, it makes me look…

That hobo's name? Jim Dolan.

That's a far cry from your original example of Dallas who has changed more recently or the true problems like Nike's Oregon, UA's Maryland and every single team that decides they need a black alternate to sell more jerseys. The only teams that didn't abandon their 80's unis are teams like the Bears, GB, Raiders etc…

The outcome doesn't look promising for Pistorius, he's already got one foot in the grave.

Again making good points, and then confusing the hell out of me. The Giants and Jets? The Giants have one horrible red alternate, and the Jets have their horrible Titans alternate, both to comply with the league mandate. Other than that neither has changed much since they left behind the 80's and went with…

Even if you're right on the general point, and I hope you are, how can you include the Cowboys and their giant star unis or the Bears and their traffic cone orange jerseys? Every team is required to wear alternate unis at least once a year, Nike will make those as well as the standard jerseys more and more ridiculous…

Brilliant job by Nike, coming in nice and quiet and only really messing with one team's look. Now slowly they will completely fuck up every single uniform until the NFl looks like Maryland vs Oregon.

I can't stop staring at this picture. Cooper and Ellen have the exact same face. It's disturbing yet captivating. This must be Carcosa.