They let him out of Krzyzewskiville?

Could be a peppermint roll.

Very surprising. I would never associate the number eight and NFL rape.

Why is Philip Rivers grabbing that player?

Literally only one person agrees with this list.

In fairness, Tim compiled this list on the Road to Wellville.

Bradley Cooper getting a nomination for playing Bradley Cooper is the biggest awards travesty since Melissa McCarthy was nominated for shitting in a sink. He couldn't even pull a Princess Leia and throw on a Queens accent every third scene? But, I did love Drew's joke about a woman being in Cooper's bed, like, how the…

Great, way to give away the ending of True Detective.

He was never a threat to himself or anyone else. The only Knick that is allowed to shoot is Carmelo Anthony.

Waitress! There's nothing on this plate but legs and breasts! Where the hell are the feet?!?!?

They were celebrating the first time in history a Plumlee set his feet on a screen. That's kind of a big deal, an NCAA first and not likely to happen again. People will tell their children they were there to see it.

CC Sabathia's offseason transformation is nothing short of astounding.

The sexy new spinoff to Hot In Cleveland, coming this fall, only on TVLand.

Always hover when using the Sochi communal toilets.

I guess this explains their strong anti-gay stance. Seriously guys, cake goes in there!

Seriously, I hope those pricks have to spend a week in New York in February some time.

So, basically the exact same thing Alabama does? Very newsworthy.

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