For all its talk of being big tough manly men from Mantown, the NFL is WAY more thin-skinned than the NBA. The NBA laughs that shit off. There's a reason Adam Silver is now far and away the most competent sports commissioner in the US.

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

It's Baltimore, this may just be a bread line.

Unfortunately, it turned out half the people thought Rice was there signing autographs.

People knew it was Winston when they noticed that nearby FSU campus police were looking the other way.

If KO wants to shoot fish in the barrel, that's fine. Always shoot the fish in the barrel first.

KID: What happened?

"Welcome to First Take with Bill Polian and Bill Polian."

"Fuck this guy."
"Yeah , fuck him."
"I hate this fucking guy."
"Fuck. Him."
"Meh. He's okay."

His last name is Wilpon, so the helmet isn't necessarily indicative of any ongoing construction.

To all of you witty and intelligent commenters who are still coming up with new and creative Stephen A. Smith jokes, I salute you.

This surely wasn't the first time Brady saw Welker drop something.

"I may have a fucking bucket on my head but at least I'm smart enough not to film in portrait mode."

Well, technically only OTL sat down with Snyder. Dan remained standing.

In sabermetrics run amok, Houston has announced the hiring of their new manager, Deep Blue.

They must be building a railroad if they prefer a pick to a mallett.

So Theismann "took back" his original comments?

They will do ANYTHING to get people to stop focusing on the name controversy.

"Exactly why I was never interested in that shit."