There was also an element of, okay Warriors, let’s make a deal. We’ll only cover KD, Curry and Klay, and you have to let Draymond take all the jump shots he wants.

Using a fake alias to act like a terrible person? Why didn’t I think of that? - Curt Schilling

Come on, you wouldn’t suspend a man with glasses, would you?

These previews are more informative than the CBS Sports Minute.

Chances are the trophy is lying at the bottom of the Lake of Who Cares.

You’re asking too many questions. Jeff Fisher’s going to send you up the middle for one yard dives until you’re never heard from again.

The optimal outcome is for Jerry Jones to force out Goodell, the new owners pick out a new commissioner who is more fair-minded than they anticipated, and Jones gets trampled by a steer somehow.

I guess I don’t have a joke here - I agree with Kaepernick’s cause, but doesn’t it seem like he hasn’t articulated all this very well? Racial prejudice and not standing for the national anthem -it takes some skill to link those two things in a way people can understand. The way the anthem protests have played out has…

This sounds cool as hell. When does soccer season start?

They should just flex the bad games into the Thursday night spot. Keep everyone on their toes with travel arrangements.

“Weird bullpens? I’m ready.” -Brian Wilson

The NFL owners should make it up to the defense industry by letting them shoot Dan Snyder out of a cannon.

Posts like this make it more likely that other Lifehacker advice will be dismissed as nonsense from out of touch, Park Slope hipsters.

Jim Tomsula Is Back Where He Belongs -

I started reading this post and realized, “Oh no, today’s the day Drew discloses he violated Rosie O’Donnell.”

Hope her ankle holds up so she doesn’t end up in a Singapore Sling.

Kind of makes you think - you have to miss so many shots to live up to Kobe’s legacy.

In a related story, sometimes Philadelphia smells like rotting eggs.

Fantasy Football Counselor says “Don’t stay in school, you need that time to study game logs ahead of waivers.”

I don’t know, the “who’s your daddy” taunt seems lame unless it involves Patrick Beverley establishing paternity over Lonzo Ball.