It's hard to put a positive spin on "minions".

Good photo, I'm sure Crisp wishes he was back in Boston surrounded by pasty-faced people.

Earlier this week, Sheen sent CBS one of Manny Ramirez' clubhouse bathroom towels.

That popcorn - you got any left? Mind if I finish? -Francesa

Maybe Jimmer's the only guy on the team not having sex.

Goodell: Is there some kind of loophole where "Crush them until they beg for our bad-faith offer" could meet the requirement of keeping the NFLPA's interests in mind?

Someone get Magary some glasses and a plaid skirt, it's time to class up this site.

-One of the women said that she was afraid that she might OD.

"It's not worth permanent brain trauma, we can find other 2 star New England recruits nobody else is interested in." -Boston College

Hey, that wasn't very Neis.

Kato sounds like he's into "winning", which I think is Charlie Sheen's euphemism for taking heavy doses of cocaine.

Tiger's Fifteen had way better screenwriting than Ocean's Eleven.

Too late, Bleacher Report already did a slideshow of the Top 30 Missing Lims. They could only find 18 amputee photos worth using so the other 12 were kidnapped Chinese.

There are Knicks fans who believe Isiah's involvement was exaggerated by some writers. They're like people who don't believe in dinosaurs. Dinosaurs were for real and so is Isiah. Isiahsaurus will be the Knicks GM/czar by next year.

The only way the NFLPA will get sympathetic coverage is if it comes out that the owners serve Seattle's Best in the clubhouse.

+1

Do you ever get that 2nd quarter, 76ers road game feeling? Try 5 Hour Energy.

"earn the positive atmosphere from (the fans)"

If Redick was still at Duke those would be called charges.

So Dan Snyder was soul searching - did he find one?