You almost believe that Klopp would manage for free with how genuine his excitement and love for the game is.

Sad, but at least his plane wasn’t ambushed and shot down by a squad of American P-38 Lightnings while over Bougainville Island.

Thank god I wasn’t drinking coffee when I read this or it would now be all over my new phone screen.

Eating ass happened in Detroit mother fucker!!!!!

Unfortunately this will give the Wings an excuse to raise ticket prices to LCA to where only the 5 richest kings in Europe will be able to afford 4 seats to a game vs. the Maple Leafs. 

“Who cares? I got paid!!!!”

It was beyond embarrassing listening to the local sports radio guys around here talk for the last week like this one was basically in the bag for the Lions because the Jets are soooooooo bad. Like the Lions haven’t had an illustrious history of playing down to the level of supposedly inferior opponents.

Seriously.

It’s hilarious how the local sports talk show were all acting like this one was going to be an easy W for the Lions.

I was backpacking around Europe in the summer of 1998 and, as fate would have it, I was in Nice the night of France’s WC final victory over Brazil in Paris.

Plus it was exceedingly lame that Hip Hop’s uniform number was 76.

If they’d made the snake biologically accurate, they’d have to hire Joe Bonham to play it.

Breathlessly waiting for Trump to weigh in with his thoughts on this. 

I was beyond stunned when I heard Rik Ocasek and Paulina Porizkova separated this past May. I could have sworn they got divorced decades ago.

With all due respect HamNo, why would you possibly want to hold onto summer any longer after all the things that have happened over the last several months?

You’re a fucking terrible person. 

Well that does it. The name Bird is now destined to go down in Celtics history in utter disgrace. 

Actually OSU has a better history than most schools canning popular coaches that went too far, firing both Woody Hayes and Jim Tressel.

Which still doesn’t make up for how badly Dan Shaughnessy sucks. 

Big deal. Larry Bird had his brains blown out by a point blank shot from a .357 magnum and still put up 42-15-12 against Atlanta later that evening.