My money is on Dennis Rodman. 

If that’s what Abidal needed, wouldn’t it have made a lot more sense to sign with Liverpool?

If we’re a Lakers fan I wouldn’t worry, they’ll get their big three of Lonzo, LiAngelo and LaMelo eventually. 

And to add insult to injury, Dirk’s career is going to outlast Traylor’s life by nearly a decade.

Well he did get to wear a practice Lakers jersey when he worked out for them so, even though they didn’t invite him back for summer league, he’ll always have a nice souvenir. 

Not Golden State’s fault that the Nets are fucking stupid. 

“Actually Phoenix wanted him at #1, but he opted to go back to Lithuanian League for another year.”

Yeah those white bread Celtics. Let’s look at all the players they’ve had make an all star game since Larry Bird’s last selection in 1992:

Darko never played at the level in Europe that Doncic did. His highest pre NBA level was the Basketball League of Serbia, which is nowhere near the talent level the Euroleague has.

Tim Duncan can neither confirm nor deny that LeBron has financial portfolio with his assets equally aimed at balancing risk and return.

Ovi’s going to have to stop drinking now if he wants to sober up in time for the start of the 2019 Stanley Cup playoffs.

“You mean it’s not best of 11?”

Counterpoint: You still have the 49ers.

Hmmmm let’s see.

Barkley just lucky Larry Bird wasn’t there because Bird would have thrown 5 baseballs at the same time and turned around holding up a #1 finger and pounding a beer while they each went in a different toilet.

He actually was super athletic in his prime.

Good lord, put down the crack pipe.

I hope if the Braves make the postseason they are rewarded with a brand new retractable roof ballpark in Buckhead.

As soon as my state opens a sportsbook, first thing I’m doing is putting down 50 grand on the Washington Generals!

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