What the fuck is going on here today?

Thanks! I am a trans woman and thought it would be fun for roleplaying to start the game as the husband and run to Diamond City, where I assume it is, and transition.

Pages 23-26 of this report (PDF) have a table of all football deaths since 1931. The most shocking thing is actually how many deaths there were early in the sport’s history. From 1931-1976 there were an average of 11.5 high school football deaths a season.

Stevie Wonder could have made that kill, for chrissakes

Fuck this dude. He sounds like an annoying asshole.

This man needs a biopic, hopefully starring Italian-American character actor David Proval. Not sure if he can nail that accent, but he’s got the face.

Give the guy all the crap you want, I think ComcastSportsNet’s Republican Town Hall is off to a great start.

“I am not 15 years old,” she says. “Kevin Johnson can kiss my black ass.”

x-wings can’t melt steel beams

manager: how do we target those jaded, cynical people aged 29-40 with this ad?

Don’t sweat the difficulties, Albert. If we know one thing about gamers, it’s that they’re not particularly hypersensitive to any sort of direct or even indirect criticism about their hobby.

hey, look at this guy who gets it

One is a person with free-will and in control of their sexuality, the other is a character whose traits are all manufactured in order to pander, while the creator tries to pretend that totally wasn’t the case.

This free ice cream is not tasty enough! And the portions are too small!!

I take my coffee like I take my women. Ground up, Peruvian, and in the freez—

James Harrison just knocked over his dining table.

Here's to hoping that Fournette makes the decision to sit out next year, if only for the hawt taeks alone.

The problem is guns. Not mental illness, not misogyny, not male entitlement. Those are other problems, with other solutions. The problem causing mass shootings is guns.

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

Grown men have been terrified of Bryce Harper since he was 16 years old. It’s really something to behold. And it makes no fucking sense whatsoever.