How about PGI (Positive Gender Identification) Yoga pants?

I would like to sincerely thank Roger Ailes for elevating the level of political discourse with “Fair and Balanced” reporting, to the point that truth means absolutely nothing in the 24-hour news cycle.

If you’re an egomaniac and wanted a slew of support, but also recognized that no one takes you seriously, wouldn’t you just hire a bunch of bottom-of-the-barrel yes-men/women who aren’t paid to think?

He was racing for a taxi

For Ted Cruz’ PR person, I’d have left them in the elevator, too

Doing the pennies by volume seems wrong

Being Star Trek Week and all, I’m hoping to beam down to the planet wearing a red shirt

Aaaand there goes th coffee through my nose, so thanks for that!

So he was defenestrated as a result of his de facto defection

Wasn’t a network TV station - it was Faux News, aka “You Can Push The Conservative Agenda On-Air, But Only If You Fuck Roger Ailes First News”

You got it. The main problem is that we make better helmets and pads, so players are better protected from severe impacts. Unfortunately, this allows players to hit harder, because they’re better protected.

Um, just watched four minutes of automotive mayhem

“Nah, let’s blackball her because she won’t fuck me.”

I hope there is evidence on that phone

Real Racing 3 on iPad/iPhone. Pretty accurate, lots of 3 lap races where you start at the back, so this was VERY familiar, right down to the best line through the corners

Aaaand I’ll never be able to say Tesla again. Thanks!

Don’t be derivative, accurate pronunciation is integral

Oh gee, he rolled his car. Must’ve zigged when he should’ve zagged. Hope he had a kushy landing.

The ultra-rare De Nysschenian Escalafication! Mic drop!

Drivers know a lot about physics, as well as being able to recognize what is going on with their car and how to diagnose and solve problems.