Should probably take down the pictures and use hand-drawn stick figures

And try not to bleed from your eye

To the left, to the left, to the left, right left! At ease!

The first one was the Munsters’ daily driver hearse, the second one was the Dragula coffin dragster, so technically, the coffin dragster should go in the hearse, somehow

Born - 1587, Died - ? (Maybe)

So unless you specify otherwise, your final hot lap will be Nurburgring, OK?

Those are nice, but for me this will always be THE definitive hearse

This is all guesswork unless you normalize for passenger mile

he’ll assume you considered it a low priority—and that doesn’t make anyone feel good

Geez, I was gonna say they’d all look like $kaycog posts, but this is the first time you didn’t post one. $ad.