I didn’t even know Cruella de Vil was half Asian.

Why?

Or “kissing rogue.”

Ed deserves to get kicked in the shins.

Hardly destroyed.

I thought this was the internet? We need pictures of these people ;)

I think they meant that it’s a Unix related glitch, not a glitch in Unix itself.

Can’t wait to check my Facebook on the morning of January 19, 2038 and see how many friends I’ve known since 1901!

Why you harshing on my inaccurate nostalgia??

I found her CDL Instructor.....

Oh gosh yeah Kirby Delauter, how did we forget about Kirby Delauter just Kirby Delautering around town with his Kirby face and his Delauter demeanor

No Jan 1 is bad because then you have to put up with years of your Dad joking about how “if you would have only popped out a few hours/a day earlier, I would have gotten to claim you one year earlier on taxes!” until he goes senile or dies.

As a parent of a child with a January 2nd birhday it also sucks. I still call her my little sunk cost child. She will be 14 this year and I am still bitter that I wasn’t able to claim her as a dependent the year prior, although I had to pay all the stupid doctor’s bills.

“Hey hun, would you mind spending the next couple of hours watching something that you have zero interest in?”

It’s not blood libel, it’s honoring Dan Snyder’s heritage.

Here’s a fun little trick that I learned from Gene Weingarten and like to occasionally pass along. When you remove all the vowels from Reince Priebus’s name you are left with RNC PR BS. You don’t even need to rearrange them.

Two things: (1) I bought the ticket on the secondary market, so none of that goes to Snyder (although the $150 I will spend on three beers during the game will) and (2) I don’t work particularly hard for my money. Still, point well-taken! #HTTR

That’s actually the best possible description of what’s going on here. Well played, sir.

In DC, this logic makes perfect sense. Just think of @redskinsfacts as a Super PAC for the Washington football team, and all of your accusations vanish into the wind.