did you forget Spider-Man 2, X2, and The Dark Knight?

I heard the jets brought a ton of TP to england because UK has shitty one-ply toilet paper. veracity unknown.

not only would the trail of leaking gas have lit the bus, jerome was fucking waving a functioning hose of gas AT THE FLAME. like, that whole truck should have exploded. don’t care, loved it.

I thought the third was much better than the second, actually. Josh Brolin is a super good young-TLJ

thought: Alycia wasn’t cutting herself, she was tattooing that sharpie drawing her boyfriend did onto her arm. pretty clearly dipping that needle in ink

when I answer the phone and the OTHER person asks ‘Who’s This?’ I want to just hang up immediately. fuck you, you called ME.

ANTONY

i met some asshole bartender who told me ‘i think they should change the name, but i don’t think it’s racist.’ i told him to go fuck himself and didn’t tip (i always tip)

awesome. I think the only thing that keeps me from watching more cricket is I never know when it’s on, OR it’s on at 3 in the morning. Basically I trust my dad to tell me when India or Kolkata is playing and then just watch scores/highlights

wasn’t there a movie about that with like... Jon Hamm

I Want You Back is missing, this mix is invalid

wait so will half of it evolve while the other doesn’t? so if i had a charmander/eevee, would it become a charmeleon/eevee at level 16? also: is it some new fire/normal type or just random? this is craazy

wait so do you just have to catch a hundred of the little blob guys? and when you get 5 they turn into the brain, 10 they turn into the dog, etc? pokemon got so confusing

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT MAZE

I remember hearing this! did anyone lose a hand in ultron/antman? i didn’t notice

this was one of the best single issues I’ve read in a looooooong time.

is there a name for the ‘wrap your legs around the dude’s neck and spin flip him to the ground’ move? because it’s my favorite thing in the world

the little dynamite penguin is AMAZING

it was a promo thing, unfortunately

Mine showed us the version of the Odysessey where Penelope has sex with Poseidon in a RIDICULOUSLY long scene that is basically this woman masturbating in the ocean. My teacher hadn’t seen the movie before, all subsequent periods had that part fast-forwarded through.