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Yoy! That’s really, really gorgeous. I don’t know your proportions, but it looks like a dress that many women could wear and look pretty.

I would never have guessed the pronounciation! It’s a lovely name, but I could see it getting bastardized in an infinite number of ways. Isn’t there a yogurt that’s named similarly?

same! but i really, really, really want to make the now photo my fb profile pic, just to scare everyone i know and love...

Yeah, don’t name your kid made up names. My name is so unique nobody knows how to pronounce it. Along with my middle name it sounds like someone is having a stroke. I’d share, but I’m all internet paranoid.

Renesmee Cullen.

brb never sleeping ever again

Eh, I hate my parents for my name, but that’s because my mother named me an assortment of syllables that make no sense and I was named after my deadbeat father (I’m a woman).

I don’t have the dexterity for contacts, I’m not putting anything sharp near my aging, wizened eyes. But nice feature. Thanks!

I did not care for my answer, so I pick this. Weird when weird was cool.

Ouch, Bride. That dress looks absolutely painful for her breasts. Can she breathe? Never be afraid of using your real size, ladies. Just because it zips up doesn’t mean it fits. That thing looks painful and unflattering.

Please don’t feed me to the flames, Melisandre!

What you haven’t seen is the rest of my list:

  • Find a peach that looks exactly like your butt; eat that peach

I’m glad Spuds Mackenzie is enjoying his retirement.

When I was in 7th grade, I tried to pitch my memoir to my English Composition teacher. She bluntly told me that anyone who writes a memoir under the age of 65 is a charlatan. Not only was I not to write a memoir, I was to avoid anyone who was writing one without due cause like they had an infectious disease.

Yeah this was a much closer game than 7-3. The save Henrik made on Stamkos with his left pad when it was still 2-1 was a game changer.

Brass’s work on Miller’s goal was amazing. The Rangers have 2 stud 2 way centers. Derick and Derek.

Brassard’s second goal was pretty much an empty netter, too!

Mark this strange internet man’s words! Take it to the bank!

I’ll take Hank at home in a Game 7 any day of the week.