Live in Hawaii and took suitcases to the Big Island.

Do you mind if I post this with attribution on Facebook? I really love your post.

This is the photo of Amy that makes me cry. It’s from Amy’s last performance, which was a huge disaster. She was incoherent and mumbling and staggering and tried to leave the stage a few times, only to be pushed back out by her bodyguards.

What’s bullshit is Pitchfork and their cooler-than-thou brand of know-it-all douchery.

Yeah, the doc gets into allegations that Mitch Winehouse has profited from the foundation set up in his daughter’s name. Also, it gets into the enabling her family engaged in. That on its own probably wouldn’t be a big deal - most addicts’ families engage in enabling in one way or another. The implication is that many…

6 cups of rice.

Here here! I just had a new flatmate move in at the start of the month and he (the pronoun he uses) just told me he was trans*. Which was perfectly fine with me and I was happy that he felt comfortable enough to tell me. I mean, he does look quite androgynous, but I was never going to say anything because it’s not my…

Whoa. It’s a euphemism for dick licker, which is the name I use to shame my poor sweet dog.

There are still Barnes & Nobles?

I’ve seen Cruel Intentions (more than once!) and have absolutely no recollection of Reese Witherspoon even being in it at all.

You win.

My mom is also adorably clueless, in many ways (once in awhile, she surprises me in her knowledge of something totally unexpected). She is such a mom, though... this sweet, 60-something Dutch-Canadian lady who you’d look at and instantly know that she raised some kids. She is the EveryMom. Whenever someone has been on…

I’ve been postings for years,but a friend recently mentioned one of my posts to me in person, and I got really spooked. Postings have decreased drastically as a result.

Beautiful. I called my 1-year old nephew a Pickle Smooch when he was going through his stinky stage. My sister-in-law started calling him that and when I told her the context it was priceless.

I almost posted mine before I read over it and realized all the specifics I had to add to make the punchline funny. Too obvious. Nope.

Honestly, I would have thought the same as your mom. We're hopeless.

Minus the church ceremony we are twins! Type A works in our favour here.