Thank you! I am always happy to hear I amuse others besides myself.

As morally reprehensible Bill Cosby is — he probably needs medical attention.

Thanks, on both counts! :)

Ditto — I had the same thought, too. The last time I saw my father, he was laying in bed, staring vacantly at the ceiling and talking about seeing horses. This is pretty much what I’m seeing here.

How the hell is he standing up after that?

Are you fucking kidding me? Jesus christ... why is this a “sport”??

This entire movie is equally ridiculous.

I have relatives that are incredibly well off, and my husband and I went to visit them last year. After we toured the first and second floors, my husband jokingly said “So where’s the secret bookcase?”

It was in the basement. He still can’t get over it.

Hmm...Bites of the Round Table?

I am not sure what that implies — could you elaborate?

I know. SkyMall is today’s curator for Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous.

Until next time, Killer Whale Submarine wishes and caviar dreams.

Thanks! Me too. You had to see the blank stares when I showed it to others. I was so disappointed when pretty much nobody else was as amused as I was (at work).

Holy crap. If you search for that on twitter, someone actually did say that on May 6th!

I couldn’t find a good link, but you’re looking for the 2002 version. If you end up finding it, lol... I’m sorry in advance.

My husband and I are oddballs and don’t really sext each other, but I did jokingly suggest he woo me in the style of Colonial era letters to each other. He didn’t disappoint.

I totally will. This is what’s currently on the apron I use at home:

Seriously. It WILL be mine. One day.

Fair point — but with this I can stay underwater for much longer.

Right? I make killer sauces, and my sister in law makes awesome soups. In time...

Teenage Caveman