I will forever find it hilarious that my best friend (a gay guy the same age as me) loved going to hooters because he legitimately liked their wings... and we took him, both our little brothers, and a couple of other friends there on his birthday. Our brothers were never so rigidly awkward.

I thought Tony Soprano was a Jets fan.

Yaaaaaaaaas!

Is that a Common Core rubric?

I moved to a new city a month ago and the first thing I did was join an art class. Upvote.

Oh my god. I have never heard of this before. THAT WAS AMAZING.

That sounds amazing.

Agreed. Unfair but it sucks.

I boiled and mashed. It was fine — my husband doesn’t “like” most vegetables. But roasting sounds like it would be way better. Mm.

I told my husband I was making mashed cauliflower that was half potatoes/half cauliflower so we could ease into the transition. He reluctantly agreed.

I realized later that I had used all the potatoes and only had cauliflower, so I decided to just not tell him. He HATED it. When he noticed there wasn’t a bag full of…

there were these Daoist monks who decided that if you avoided these five grains [...] you’d live forever

Oh, I believe it.

I’m not saying guys are incapable of feeling equally undesirable, because I know that feeling is something that afflicts both genders. One of my best friends is an overweight guy who has severe body image issues (when he shouldn’t — if he were straight we would have been dating years ago, cause he’s adorable AND fun).…

That’s fair. Granted, in my early 20s, I had the hots for rail thin nerds that “hot” girls wouldn’t so much as care to notice (guess who they’re all over now).

But whatever, I ended up marrying a skinny nerd so I can’t complain.

Every mention of Louis CK around here somebody says they’d bang him in a heartbeat. If anybody can think of a female equivalent I’ll buy them lunch.

It's driving me crazy. Now it's back to daytime. My life is a lie.

I grew up going to Nellie Bly Amusement Park in Brooklyn, NY. It’s theme was allegedly “Around the world in 80 Days” ... but I’m not sure how a slide, the Himalaya, six boats in an above ground pool, and a motorcycle themed carousel ride really paid her tribute. It’s now called “Adventures” or something and looks…

I played through it recently and thought to myself, “I swear it was light out last time I played this”— is it possible it’s affected by the time you play? Now I have to go check...

Some of those are just plain ridiculous. Now I have a whole new to-do list...

Fantastic advice. I did exactly that. I only wish my dad had been alive to be there because he would have been so proud of how I planned and conducted things.