Fantastic advice. I did exactly that. I only wish my dad had been alive to be there because he would have been so proud of how I planned and conducted things.

I too was a simple bride. My dress was on super sale ($250). I did my own centerpiece (I framed SNES game maps, made little bottles of mana and magic, and assembled islands of moss with treasure chests, skeleton keys and spiders on them so each table looked like a scene from a platformer style of game). I made my own…

Ooo. I miss Chopped. We got rid of cable a few years ago... but I think there’s some on Netflix now... *loses the rest of the night*

Haha... and that’s right. He won’t eat any fruit, and all vegetables have to be cooked. The tomato is the one exception. It is seriously baffling.

I love loads of garlic too! When we’re doing it totally from scratch, I boil/peel them and then simmer them with a small amount of butter, loads of garlic and some crushed…

Agreed. I make my sauce from scratch so I have to deal with them raw — but I can’t eat them that way. Which is weird because my husband refuses to eat every other fruit and vegetable raw (because that’s “gross”) but can’t have a sandwich without raw tomatoes. He’s sick.

THANK YOU. I am Italian and my grandparents grew tomatoes in their backyards and we always had tons. I cannot eat them raw. I get such shit for it too.

The women - all black, poor and young - recounted nurses at Homer G. Phillips Hospital telling them their child had died, yet never receiving birth or death certificates.

When I was coaching last summer I had a kid’s parent that was frequently attending practices. The guy’s personality in general was gross but that wasn’t the worst part. I was completely by myself when he approached me once and out of the corner of my eye I noticed that he had several insects crawling through his very…

I’m kind of remorseful that I never did anything of note following a breakup. I think I went to a mall in Long Island and bought myself a Led Zeppelin t-shirt and went to Applebee’s with my best friend with my first breakup. The others I just remember crying. How boring.

Clown shoes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thai_stic… maybe?

So, I’m inclined to believe he doesn’t know how facebook works. As I have my aunt’s sister in law trying to tag herself in all my photos. I’ve met this woman 3 times, and all 3 times were before 2000. She’s not in a single picture with me. PEOPLE ARE WEIRD AND DUMB.

And he didn’t even call that chipotle cashier a whore!

It is filed under “underexplained lists”, after all.

Ribbon Road is better than Baby Park.

I never felt that the dress was the most important part of my wedding day. I feel like I’m the only bride that didn’t really care about her dress. I got a heavily discounted, plain white dress from David’s Bridal (Originally 499, was on sale for 299, rang up at 250) and ordered a blue sash on etsy.com and tacked it…

Almond milk is okay, but that Coconut/Almond blend (unsweetened) I recently tried was fucking amazing. It’s better than milk. And since there’s no sugar I’m all about that! Mmmm. I just had a glass with a cup of blackberries for my midnight snack. Mmmmmmmm.

i don't listen to many modern artists willingly. But I love Janelle. Her voice and abilities are a blend of everything I grew up loving.

I thought the first one was awesome but didn’t see the second one. I thought Pyramid Head was perfectly terrifying.

Janelle Monáe.