I will never not star this.

This is the new America, where fame rules all. So of course they’re excited to see someone famous, even The Tangerine Führer.

LOL I love this movie so much!!

2X1 jalapeño mango-ritas?!? That deal is worth it even if you have to drink them in the same room as Casey Anthony.  

Worst ending ever...

She should team up with OJ and create a firm to “find the real killers.”

Even IF you believe that she was not responsible for her daughter’s death (and that’s a big if), she failed to report her daughter missing for an extended period of time and then proceeded to drag that innocent Latino woman through the mud by claiming she was the babysitter and that she had Caylee, etc. Even presuming…

“I don’t give a shit about what anyone thinks about me, I never will,” Anthony says.

Well, I do own a six year old fridge. Gosh, I lead such a fancy life and I never knew it.

Have you considered giving up food?

It’s all fun and games until there’s a dick in your McNuggets.

Crap, I don’t have enough iPhone to pay for health insurance and my kid’s education. What do I do now?

Exactly, but it’s more than that.

The GOP’s casual indifference and outright cruelty toward people in less fortunate circumstances (the Poors) is only outstripped by their physical ugliness.

I get furious every time I see that rat-faced Bucky Beaver looking mother fucker. God damn, he’s worthless, and he fucking knows it.

I hope Chaffetz ends up bankrupt after a bout of particularly expensive and painful ass cancer.

The last medical statement I got was for $500 for one procedure. As long as I don’t need any other medical care for the next two years, his analogy totally works.

Kids, it was either this, SpongeBob on Crack or Gumball on Weed...

No worries, it was insured.

It would have to be widened then.