I’m ashamed to admit it, but I’d watch the hell out of a buddy-cop movie starring Nelly and Piazza.

Poor guy was so confused:

“They don’t really think Adrian Peterson is worth $18 million, do they? I’ve gotta go over there and let them know how stupi....”splat.

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

“Ha, you ain’t so pretty now!”

Don’t worry, you’ve probably got a good decade or so til Jagr’s done.

I wonder if Doan will be the last mainstay. Yzerman stuck with the Red Wings forever but with the way the league is now it’s possible we won’t see this level of loyalty anymore.

If he want’s credit and clout for not cup chasing, then he can’t bitch about his choice. Coyotes been this way far to long for him to play the babe-in-the-woods card.

I agree that it’s not fair. But it sure is fun!

It’s almost as if when Jackson doesn’t have one of the best players in the world, his teams don’t win squat.

Let’s not pretend the guy is some sort of put-upon hero. He liked living in Arizona and as a result didn’t ever seem to care that the team was bankrupt or they were playing in front of five hundred fans or were generally garbage. Five, ten years in...sure but at some point dude sort of has to take responsibility for…

The Isles can’t move back to the recently-renovated Nassau Coliseum because its new capacity of 15k is “too small.” (New Coliseum currently at 12k but owners have indicated that it could be raised to 15k rather easily)

I wish he still looked like this... Now, he’s all thick and greasy and just BIG. Not at all as cute as he once was...and don’t get me wrong, he was never fine or anything.

Hahah well it definitely wont be the old Arizona College try

I’m going on the assumption that Embiid and Simmons have what amounts to career-ending injuries. No insider information, just a depressing hot take.

I don’t see any mention of Zubaz... I call bullshit.

Hey! I drive a ‘97, not a ‘93, thank you very much.

“Can that kid play bass?”

remember when Katherine Heigl left Grey’s Anatomy and was basically like “I AM ON A ROCKETSHIP TO STARDOM, SEE YOU LATER, SUCKERS” and now here we are

Could you have gotten 11 rings while playing and coaching the team from the floor? Russell is one of the smartest basketball players ever. He also had something Shaq never had, leadership. The great ones always are able to lead, Russell, Jordan, Duncan, Reed, Magic, Bird. Luckily leadership is something that can be…