You’re right, although it would probably would have involved another blown call by an official even worse than the time this season when Jeff Triplette called hands to the face against the Lions.

You trying to get us all killed or something, man? Shut up.

I am a Duke fan. This is funny as shit

Oh, a Trump troll grows a conscience all of a sudden?

This was the most inspired move by SNL in a long time. You just know its going to get under EVERYONE’S skin in the Trump Admin. Everyone knows Trump watches SNL like a hawk, here’s hoping next week’s Alec Baldwin ep is 100% Trump jokes. They fucking owe it to us after giving Dear Leader a whole show to himself.

Morten Andersen tried to kill a guy with semi-automatic weapons?

Well, to be fair, you gotta let that dude hang out to dry a litlle bit. For the Hall to immediately induct a guy that did not show the appropriate level of repulsion to that selfish moniker (“The Great One”) that he got christened with, would set a terrible precedent. It’s all about the team, man!

Has anyone seen Beebe lately? How’s he doing? Because that guy was Welker before Welker.

What about Don Beebe? He’s not in.

Yeah but Warner was a toe away from winning Super Bowls with the Rams and Cardinals. In.

+1 pistol formation

As always, sportswriters feel like they have the right to “punish” players who wouldn’t play by their rules. What’s also ironic is that TO gave all these voters so much free material to write columns about his entire career, and now they are punishing him for it.

tell that to william mckinley

I can’t help but think that picking Jerry Jones was especially galling because it shows that it isn’t TO’s mouth that kept him out.

I used to be really competitive, but then I realized staying in shape didn’t get me shit and being lazy was really, really fucking nice.

She’s a Firestone by birth and a Ford by marriage. And the old lady has shown herself to be a better owner than her late husband by cleaning house in the Organization. I would rather be her than a McCaskey

The two defining traits of American conservative thought are nastiness towards others and self-sabotaging shortsightedness. The first question a conservative will always ask is “How does this affect me?” and then they will deny the math everyone else has done showing that it will benefit them in the long term. They…

They shouldn’t be. But,at least until this recent awakening, it’s very unlikely union members in Illinois would give a fuck what happens to “some smart-ass, spoiled, think-they’re-better-than-us pretty boy jocks who probably don’t really live in this damn state anyway, I’ll tell you that right now. Working men, YEAH I…

The Lions owner probably drives a Ford-built Range Rover, she lives in Michigan and she owns the Detroit Lions. Which of the above facts constitutes “winning”?

I’m sure they’ll add your tears to their seventeenth Jacuzzi.