That blow job Clinton received could have destroyed the country if it hadn’t been for those brave Republicans.

Would have been great if the Secret Service approached him and he said “Don’t taze me, bro.”

He timed it so he spent exactly 1 minute and 9 seconds at the conference.

Arsenal brings up images of guns, which brings up images of freedom, which brings up images of ‘Murica

Why the fuck would you wear a full Mark Jackson uniform?

Yes you do, because the movie sure as hell failed to tell us.

It’s a play off “Gunners” which is a nickname for Arsenal.

He can’t be, it’s owned by Muslims.

I would have played with the original metal tipped lawn jarts.

Gronk has also said it’s very suspicious and is going to launch an investigation based on his belief that it only took Hernandez 69 seconds to die from strangulation.

Yeah those 1000 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets that are standard prison issue really have to go.

If they can prove his innocence here, combined with his recent acquittal on the double murder rap, that could go a long way to getting his conviction for the Odin Lloyd murder overturned and make him a free man.

I agree he didn’t kill himself. It was most likely a Patricide.

It’s even more stunning when you consider that Michael Jordan has been virtually non existent for the Bulls in the series so far.

Brady says he is too upset by the patricide of Aaron Hernandez to attend.

It’s comforting to know it’s there just in case the British Royal Navy tries to launch an invasion to take back the Commonwealth.

Say what you want about Fall River, but the Battleship Massachusetts is pretty cool to visit.

Society owes me a Kit Kat bar.

So his life sentence really wasn’t that bad.

So the life sentence actually wasn’t that bad.