Looks like Gronk has some competition.

“Were they the ones responsible for domesticating the dinosaurs?”

“Were they the ones responsible for domesticating the dinosaurs?”

If he has, Betsy DeVos will do everything she can to make sure it never makes it into any history books.

At this point, I think it’s safe to just assume that Trump and his clan will do every dishonest and scumbag thing possible. That way, instead of just getting more and more upset every time they hit a new low, we can be pleasantly surprised when they don’t do something we assumed was a foregone conclusion.

Well the positive for Caps fans is they’re playing a team that has an even longer tradition of crushing the hopes of their followers.

Gotta feel sorry for Jeter that, after decades of nailing the hottest women on the planet at will, the poor SOB decided to give it all up and just have to settle for tapping this nightly.

Well it was the right move in the respect that the players he had managed to the high point of their careers had turned into a bunch of prima donna assholes who were basically tanking on purpose.

I like to think that, in the NFL, the Bills and the Browns are relegated each year as soon as the first game of the season starts.

Watch them win the Premier League next season and then fire their manager 9 months later.

At a press conference today NCAA President Mark Emmert hailed this as a victory for the sanctity of the student/athlete. He then excused himself saying he was going to take a massive shit and use a stack of $100 bills to wipe his ass when he finished.

In a related story, Michael Jordan’s ex-wife, Juanita, reiterated that their divorce had nothing to do with the stress caused by Jordan’s lack of success as an owner/GM, but rather because he is a completely insufferable asshole.

Syracuse NC ring.

Fine. But, if you ever stop liking Fruity Pebbles, you might as well just end it because clearly you’ve lost your mind.

One of the most astounding, in a horrific sense, things that Trump has accomplished in a mere 3 months, is that he’s given legitimacy to the DPRK propaganda machine.

It seems like Trump has decided that 65 years of standoff diplomacy with North Korea, in which zero lives have been lost due to war, has failed and the only solution left is to risk nuclear annilation for millions.

Sadly she has no real reason to.

True, but in a way they’re the same.

Yeah that one made me snicker too.

Count yourself lucky you actually saw them on campus. Since they opened that Ritz-Carleton, er I mean basketball dorm, I’m guessing the players only come out for games and major medical emergencies.