So would it then be called “The President’s Elbow”?

He did play a character, for much of his career, who never spoke and always wore a mask, so I don’t think personality and wit were ever his strong suits.

Shit.....sorry man.

I don’t see why not, WWE performers have already won elections for Governor of Minnesota and President of the United States, so Knox County mayor should be no sweat.

He’s Bruce Wayne.

He just wants to make sure the Mexicans see the guns they’re going to have the face if they come into his district

Americans prefer to sing the national anthem before games so we can ease our conscience by pretending for a moment that we actually give a shit about the troops.

Well he can identify with France’s military history since he’s used to losing a lot.

No, but Millen thought is was possible to build a winning team with nothing but top 10 draft pick wide receivers and drafted 4 in 5 years, only one of which, Calvin Johnson, became great.

So you’re saying the Redneck Republicans didn’t do a bunch of performative horseshit when McCrory was governor and they knew it had an actual chance of passing?

You can’t use the words “logical sense” and “North Carolina” in the same sentence anymore.

The “Free market” doesn’t apply to Republicans when it prevents them from carrying out their policies of hatred and oppression.

If they proposed a bill that said, as punishment to the ACC for boycotting the state in the future, UNC and NC State would disband their basketball programs completely, I think I could totally get behind it.

I am praying for the day when I can hear that I am suspended from my job with pay for an indefinite period of time.

Gotta feel for Toni here. How could she have possibly known that casting her lot with a bigoted, narcissistic, immoral sociopath like Glenn Beck would turn out to have such terrible consequences for her?

So it’s the anti-murderers row?

Since it’s only MTSU we’re talking about, I fully expect the NCAA to drop the death penalty hammer to show how serious they are about making sure it’s members maintain institutional control over their football programs.

What are the odds the Browns somehow end up drafting Kevin Garnett?

And then, when they’re informed Jason Garrett is already with the Cowboys, Cleveland will immediately offer Dallas $100 million and their next 5 first round picks as compensation so he can suit up for the Browns in the fall.

Yep. No way Cleveland can fuck it up, it’s fool proof.