This comment looks like two people having sex. 

Ooh, do the Lions ass eating one, next!

If she thought the Dallas intern was frisky on that one, wait till you see the alternate!

I liked the one the Giants tweeted out.

The older I get, the more often I find the answer is just capitalism.

I finished it last night and... I love a lot of King’s work but his themes are pretty repetitive. So I think I felt a little disappointed at first. But it builds really well, Gerads’ work is spectacular, and it definitely hits hard if you’ve ever been responsible for raising another human being. There’s also a fucking…

“Was I ready to be a head coach? I don’t know.”

No, Freddie, it’s Was we ready to be a head coach? Us don’t know.

Ahem. For another take:

This might explain why I saw him reaching out for opinions on Twitter on what women dislike when teenage girls are depicted in media. Shows he actually cares which in this day and age is a nice touch. 

On the one hand I’m sad because Ms. Marvel has been consistently one of my favorite comics for years, largely because of how well Wilson writes her.

Why not move the team to Guantanamo?

Tebow’s not coming back.

Seeing that picture of Anderson kneeling reminds me of another qb who is fully capable of playing.

If you count YAC on his interceptions, he absolutely does.

I feel like you might have missed the humour in the post.

since cars weigh thousands of pounds and cyclists don’t

True to form, Bono’s statement just showed up on my iPhone without me even wanting it.