This comment looks like two people having sex. 

Ooh, do the Lions ass eating one, next!

If she thought the Dallas intern was frisky on that one, wait till you see the alternate!

I liked the one the Giants tweeted out.

The older I get, the more often I find the answer is just capitalism.

“Was I ready to be a head coach? I don’t know.”

No, Freddie, it’s Was we ready to be a head coach? Us don’t know.

Ahem. For another take:

Why not move the team to Guantanamo?

Tebow’s not coming back.

Seeing that picture of Anderson kneeling reminds me of another qb who is fully capable of playing.

If you count YAC on his interceptions, he absolutely does.

I feel like you might have missed the humour in the post.

since cars weigh thousands of pounds and cyclists don’t

True to form, Bono’s statement just showed up on my iPhone without me even wanting it.

Ugh. Back in my day we had to sit while the artist painted a portrait and believe me, it wasn’t easy maintaining an—