Thank God. I was beginning to worry that he wouldn't face proportionate justice.
Who needs teammates? Who needs an opponent? Colts punter and general badass Pat McAfee doesn't. He can play all by…
But not a single sentence is readable in this report's narrative—not one single sentence!
A joke working? In this economy?
To be fair, when he works with the kids, he really puts their blood, sweat and tears into it.
The more details surface regarding Bironas's death, the weirder this story gets.
Someone got paid today.
Track: Grindin' | Artist: Clipse | Album: Lord Willin'
There were no truthers back in the 20th century. I grew up in the Golden Age of Kennedy Assassination Conspiracies,…
Fitzpatrick: I'm not a man of many words! I hate pleonasm, despise verbosity, and detest loquaciousness! I'm not going to practice circumlocution here, fellows, nor try to pass off some periphrasis as hortatory rhetoric! No! All the vainglory and speechifying—I'll leave that to others! What I want to say is LET'S GET…
So, that means either my wife or my girlfriend is cheating on me. Bitches, man.
Fuck ISIS right in the pussy.
The Lebanese Army recently took a page out of noted military theorist Evel Knievel's playbook in an effort to curb…
That's super-racist, Greg. Dong is Vietmanese, not Korean, and I think Kia's really stepped up their game in the past couple of years - I'd hardly say they're "floppy."
"Sorry about that. Here, have some blankets..."
NFL RUMOR ALERT: Rex Ryan pushing extremely hard to land Ryan Tannehill.
Yeah, Jeets!
Strong asks they save their crap for game day
Strange, usually testing their piss is more accurate.