Weird how they won the Champions league and La Liga the year after Puyol retired. And then won La Liga last year as well.

The most surprising thing about this list is that six of them were good picks. I would never have guessed the number was that high.

Holy shit mate give it a rest.

Yeah, one thing I’ve learned as I’ve grown older - you should go to funerals of people you know whenever it’s not a major inconvenience (though if they’re really close, then you go anyway). Their families really appreciate it. If you “don’t do” funerals, you need to get over yourself - nobody fucking likes them.

“These people have awful names.”

It does seem like a really fundamental misreading of their audience. I have a lot of soccer fan friends/family, and I have a lot of conservative friends/family, and there is zero overlap in that Venn diagram.

Some might say it’s indicative of a penchant for ripping off European fan culture without any of the history or tradition from which the real culture emerged

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

How can you forget to do a head count for your basketball team?

On a 16-hour flight, I watched The Accountant; Dr. Strange: The Magnificent Seven; Kingsmen; and John Wick. The body count on this flight was astronomical .

Exxon poetry still worse.

You could at least have linked to the un-photoshopped picture.

Dammit. Egregious oversight.

There are fraternities that do not haze. I was in one. It was fun.

Most fraternities don’t sexually assault and piss on pledges.

No, you see, this is a thing called a joke. Said joke was made because of the author of this article’s repeated bashings of MLS.

should french people not watch Ligue 1 because the quality of play isn’t as good as in germany or spain? or does that logic only apply to MLS?

Dear Jorge,

Depends how big they make it, but it could expand beyond that, too. Maybe you have to play as Ignis lagging behind everyone while Noctis keeps trying to run ahead and Gladio yells at him to slow the fuck down.