Peterson’s throwing a lot of heat at the org, but at least it’s a dry heat.

Before I played one of these battle royale games, I always told people I wasn’t interested because I knew it would be 20 minutes of me wandering around a field not finding anybody only to get shot in the face by a shotgun and die instantly and that didn’t sound like fun to me.

Not my story but... recently was flying back home into LAX (the absolute lowest level of hell and truly the worst airport, i will fight about this) on a thursday evening and got an uber to go home. I start chatting with my uber driver and he is telling me about the passenger he dropped off at LAX right before he…

Why did they have to “simplify” the first half for veteran QB Sam Bradford? If you’re gonna do that, why not put in Rosen?

That GIF! It’s a twelve yard completion for -5 yards. That’s incredible.

“Great Moments in Poop History” eventually just became “Long, Boring & Fake Stories About Pooping”

Best Bachelor party I’ve ever been to was an all-day smoking class that taught us how to smoke an entire pig: ribs, shoulder, sausages, plus chicken and sides. You tended the fire and drank all day, then ate like kings as everything came off the smoker throughout the day before passing out at 8:30 PM thanks to a full…

“There goes my hero.” - Roger Goodell, watching as Mark Emmert walks away

Hey remember when Ray Lewis killed that guy? That was messed up.

In all seriousness, thank fucking god someone can finally just enjoy a fun MLS game around here. 

Counterpoint: Fuck the Patriots.

Froomey gonna have to pack an extra inhaler tomorrow

I recognize those words...

CONFIRMED: Zanarkand is Las Vegas.

“What do you do with André the Giant when he’s passed out drunk?”

I’m so sick of these subjective click-baity types of articles.

I appreciate the pixelation. Must’ve been a Japanese person’s phone.

Yes. German Madrazo. However here are some key differences:

Counter-counterpoint: Nah. Edgar’s a stone-cold HOFer.