“Victim 125.”

Yeah, the 85 percent of the country that has no idea what Roy Rogers is or where they’re located.

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger is to blame. The person who called the fake incident into the police is to blame. The person who passed along the victim’s address is to blame.

*credible person alert*

I was a D-III SID for 5 years. I say; No, No(because I want to pad Lonzo’s stats), No.

*credible person alert over*

If only he’d known TB12 electrolyte water cures asthma.

I’m betting Joe Buck told all his friends but Jim Nantz may have kept it to himself.

We won’t fully know the extent until the Rams get three more wins.

“Flags. I fucking hate flags. You fucking hate flags. Everyone fucking hates flags.”

Looks like someone didn’t manage to throw enough paper towels around the Caribbean.

So this article was written solely so Haisley could refer to MLS as a small-time soccer league, right?

Sorry, but I’ve already read Bill Haisley’s article. You’d think I’d learn by now.

the gig economy claims another, smh

Warning: Minnesotans call it “Duck, Duck, Grey Duck”

After a verbal survey, it seems many call it soccer baseball here which has made me angrier

If any big European club is going to visit Azerbaijan it should really be Atletico Madrid.

That said, I am a shitty friend. Just not GRRM’s.

someone who knows, GRRM

How did this comment from 2005 get here?

Billy I think you’ve done it. You’ve finally written your worst piece on deadspin. You should be proud