I’d like to give you a star tomorrow. Will you be home between the hours of 9am to 4pm to accept? If not, I won’t be available until next month.

Wherever they land, they should sell stadium naming rights to Comcast and become the OverChargers.

nailed it

it just makes it seem hopeless.

Seems like it did a pretty good job of educating you on the topic then.

Online multiplayer. Very few of my friends play games these days, and I have no interest in playing with strangers.

“My roommate started a fight with me over fruit-storage techniques.”

Yes, welcome to Deadspin!

Nothing gets past you

I am in a 32 team league and my QBs are Case Keenum and Jared Goff. Who should I start?

I’m not sure why you’re so worked up over this. Donovan was responding to a question by noted idiot Dan Patrick about whether he’d play for the US, and in his own answer he basically said “yeah sure, if I’m asked, but it’s probably not happening”. Donovan didn’t say “I’m back and I think I deserve a spot!”. This is…

And yet, somehow, Wondoloski continues to get call ups to the national team.

It depends. What does Martellus Bennett look like?

2/5 hellas

If Ravens coaches were allowed more control over players’ lives there’s a chance they could have saved that one guy’s life. But that’s a lot to ask of a coach to go out and party with Ray Lewis every night.

I never cared if he disagreed with the officials. I just don’t think it’s right that he disrespected the flag and those who died to protect his freedom.

So let me get this straight, you’re criticizing a guy for not bothering to give a shit when he plays against poor teams while claiming the moral high ground that you used to support the team he played for before they got relegated.

I hear we picked up Ashley Feinberg in the contraction draft. Good five tool writer, a bit of a GLORY GIRL though.

I recently met a vegan Crosfitter who answered the age-old question.

A history of oral with Manti Te’o’s girlfriend:

He’s a pro football player like she’s a real estate developer.