And yet, where’s your fucking Nobel Prize?  Given to some asshole chemist, probably.

There are some people that society is better off, without. Toss her in jail. Let her rot.

One wipe? a truly great man can pinch one off with no need to wipe!

took a massive dump

Would you like to be Kang the Conqueror?

those single wipe ones always feel a little like your body is tricking you. ‘why can’t you do this every time?’

“I’m sure he’s a dick in real life” (the inflection meant to imply that it’s a hypothetical . . .)

Unless you’re being sarcastic and you don’t actually believe he’s a dick in real life, no, this doesn’t make it any clearer.

Maybe “While he may well be a dick in real life” or “It’s possible he’s a dick in real life.”

“I haven’t concluded it, hence the ‘I’m sure’”

this is stupid argument. You increase the requirements and licensure of guns, and thus restrict the entire market of production. Every gun gets tied to a licensed person to have it. If it is found in the hands of someone else or stolen, they are still responsible for it. It’s not hard.

I always thought that thing looked like an Italian Buick

Tone Loc is her uncle???!

To everyone reading this: you are witnessing antisemitism creep in real time.

Pretty fucking wild how the AV Club - which has seemingly never encountered an attempt to cancel someone it couldn’t get on board with - is omitting the ACTUAL antisemitic part of Barrera’s posts: “Western media only shows the [Israeli] side. Why do they do that, I will let you deduce for yourself.”

This is the ultimate injury. Break your car due to the track, and get penalized for it. 

Israel handed Gaza over to Hammas and self rule almost 20 years ago.  Israel supplied them with fuel, food and billions of dollars since then.  But sure, tell yourself another fairytale if it makes you feel superior to Jews. 

There was a ton of “ironic” culture theft and racism like this in the 90s and 00s, in music and in film/TV

I remember learning how to play that song on guitar. The musical idea behind the song is not bad, it’s just a shame they decided to go cheeky with it and pair it with NWA’s lyrics. 

Yup. They’re burning tons of cash on these things, and experiencing diminishing returns. “Marvels” may flat-out bomb all together. 

if your enjoyment doesn’t have anything to do with success or failure then why did you go out of your way to argue with this person about how they’re successes?

One thing that I always wonder... if we include marketing as part of the movie’s budget, then should we not also include all the other revenue streams generated by the movie beyond it’s box office? Movie rentals, OST sales, the inescapable merchandising on everything from fast food to medical supplies. Perhaps the…